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| My Habits & Confessions
by sweetiepie1977 at 5/29/2008 8:22:20 AM
~I snore sometimes and sound like a Harley
~ I spit alot
~ I procrasinate
~ I tend to have a potty mouth at inappropriate times
~ My sense of humor is OFTEN very demented
~ I tend to love everyone, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, I forgive too easily
~ I only eat like one "average sized" meal a day (surprisingly so since I am a thick chick)
~ The only drug I have ever tried is "pot" or "weed"
~ I love a mushy man, one that showers me with affection, one that is basically and sometimes literally "up my butt"
~ I bite my cuticles not my nails
~ I am deathly afraid of spiders, even the lil baby ones
~ I burp alot
~ I have trust issues with men, I believe they all lie & cheat (but I know I am incorrect...not all men are this way, its just a perception)
~ I sweat so much that I have to take at least 2 showers a day (f**kin Florida heat)
~ I love my sisters but I hate them too, they have always plotted against me
~ I am anal about spelling (my mother made me learn a new word from the dictionary each day and use that word in at least 5 sentences each day)
~ I harp on my weight all the time but in a funny way, I really dont have low self esteem issues, I LOVE ME!!! Can I make myself better, hell yes! AND I am working on it!
~ I make friends easily, once a friend with me, you have a friend for LIFE...I have only had 1 in my life that totally f**ked up my head for about 2 years (I loved her like a sister and she betrayed me)
~ I am not desperate to have a man, but it would be nice to F**K whenever we felt like it.
~ I was married to a man I never loved for 8 yrs
~ When I love a man, I love him with my whole heart and am the mushiest person on earth, however, there's only 1 man that ever had my whole heart, eventhough I have been in 4 committed relationships.
~ I tend to stupidly believe every word, every person ever says to me. I guess I am naive.
~ I cry at least once a day, for the loss of my mother. She was and will always be, my heart!
~ When I do cry, no one EVER sees me or hears me....I do it alone. (note: I only ever really cry for my Mom)
~ I am known to be TOO happy and energetic at times....I am known to be the LIFE of the PARTY everywhere I go.
~ I will spark up a conversation with a complete stranger....about sex
~ I have been told I could do stand up comedy...however, I wouldnt be able to carry it out because I laugh at my own jokes so hysterically that no one would understand what the hell I was saying.
~ I once weighed 320lbs....that was the heaviest I had ever been, and thank GOD for wanting to finally LOSE it!!! My exhusband REALLY HATES me now that I have gotten my weight down and still going....hahahaha!
~ Sometimes I brush my teeth between 6-9 times a day....OCD maybe? Maybe why my teeth are crazy WHITE!
~ I am constantly cleaning my house....constantly, like a slight OCD problem, everything has a place and can not be moved unless it is to be cleaned. I like nothing more than to come home and feel like I am walking into a SHOWCASE!
~ I LOVE Raisin Bran, its my favorite cereal
~ I have to FORCE myself not to drink anything but water all day everyday. Eventhough everything in me is DYING for a PEPSI!
~ I am the BIGGEST guilt tripper ever, pack your bags youre goin on a trip.
~ I do jazzercise in my sleep...I think they call it Restless Leg Syndrome Have been known kick people when they sleep with me.
~ I like a lil bit of coffee with my creamer
~ I absolutely HATE salad...but I love vegetables, I just HATE lettuce
~ When I order food from a restaurant, I am like "Sally" from "When Harry Met Sally", my friends hate me when we eat out together...it takes 8 yrs to order my food
~ I love RANCH dressing...I could eat cardboard marinated in ranch!
~ I am the MOST loudest person amongst my friends and family and pretty much anyone in public....I laugh loud, I scream loud, I sing loud, I talk loud....I am OBNOXIOUS, probably the main reason why men hate me!
~ I love to go MUDDIN on 4wheelers....SOOOO MUCH FUN....country girl at heart...the dirtier the better!!!
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