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by danielabr7 at 5/30/2008 1:07:04 PM

I was at a bar once, drinking a top shelf Long Island of course, when I notice this man across the bar from me, probably in his forties, order a shot of patrone. Anyway, when the guy got the shot, he paid for it and then poured it in his right hand. I couldn't believe it. About 10 minutes later he ordered another one, as I ordered another LI. He once again poured it in his hand. I laughed and commented to my friends but didn't say anything (I felt like reporting him for alocohol abuse). After a few more minutes he ordered a third shot and did the same damned thing. Well, I just couldn't take it any more. I walked around the bar, right up to him and I said "Sir, what the hell are you doing? you've wasted about 30 dollars worth of Patrone already". And he said "I'm getting my hand drunk so when I go home I can take advantage of it".