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| Wrestling with a Zipper!
by sapphire_eyes at 6/4/2008 1:07:02 PM
This was too funny not to put in a blog. I posted it in the forums, but when I need a chuckle I'm gonna pull this up, read it, reflect on the memory and crack up! Too many of us gals have been here, done this, and know exactly what I'm talking about! lol
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Last night I pulled a pair of jeans out of a box I had put up several years ago, wondering if I was going to be able to get back into them yet. The memory of the last time I wore them came to mind and I started laughing.
About 6 years ago a girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a rodeo with a male friend of ours. She was standing in front of my closet checking through my clothes and going to grab something for me and bring it to me in the bathroom to change into.
Well I knew I could wear the top she grabbed, but the jeans I really wasn't sure about! When I told her that I'd gained a couple pounds and might not be able to "squeeze" into them, she told me "don't worry you know jeans stretch out after a short while, we'll get them on you!" Famous last words... (this should be in the famous last words section, lol).
Okay, I pulled on the jeans, squeezing my butt into them, bent over put on my lace up ropers and got them set...so now...have shirt on, boots on, hair fixed...now just to get the jeans buttoned and zipped!
She told me to lay on my back on the bed and suck "it in" (meaning my stomach)! (lol) I'm laying there rolling my eyes thinking she's out of her mind if she thinks I can zip those things! I tried, couldn't get it... She climbed on top of me, straddling me our heads in the same direction, grabbing the top of the zipper (one in each hand) pulled them towards each other while I struggled getting the zipper up. It moved..we moved it 1/2 inch. She then said "okay, you hold the top, I'll zip... She switched positions, straddling me the other direction, her butt in my face bent over me getting a good grip on the zipper pull and the bottom of the zipper. I was pulling as hard as I could at the sides and top to stretch them some, she kept tugging and working the zipper to close...........finally! It was done! Thank God! Now all I could think is "how am I going to get up off this bed! lol
Of course, as luck would have it...just as we got it zipped up and buttoned (I can't breath or move of course by now) the fella who was going with us walked in on us! The look on his face was absolutely priceless! I knew exactly what he was thinking! hahahaha She and I busted out laughing, and then proceeded to explain to him what we were doing, and for some reason he had a hard time believing us! hahahaha!
What we women won't do to get into a pair of tight fitting jeans!
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Just a note for here...I WAS able to get into these dang jeans, and by golly they are loose as a goose! hahaha If not I was heading for the clippers! hahahaha
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