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by cse5711 at 7/12/2008 6:21:42 AM
by mslazer - 7/6/2008
FAKE FRIENDS : Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their real names.
FAKE FRIENDS : Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "That was amazin!"
FAKE FRIENDS : Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*tso long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS : Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS : Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS : Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS : Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "**** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!" ... but will always take care of you.
FAKE FRIENDS : Will talk sh*tto the person who talks sh*tabout you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the sh*tright out of them.
FAKE FRIENDS : Would ignore this and pretend it's not true.
REAL FRIENDS: Will add this to their blog the minute they read it
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