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Fake and Real Friends
by tazgirl33 at 8/24/2008 6:09:52 PM


FAKE FRIENDS : Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their real names.

FAKE FRIENDS : Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "That was amazing!"

FAKE FRIENDS : Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS : Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS : Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS : Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS : Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "**** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!" ... but will always take care of you.

FAKE FRIENDS : Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the sh*t right out of them.

FAKE FRIENDS : Would ignore this and pretend it's not true.
REAL FRIENDS: Will add this to their blog the minute they read i