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| Goldilocks & the 3 Bear(ers) of Internet Interest
by sweetiepie123 at 10/22/2007 6:32:47 AM
Once upon a time there was a sweet young thing named Heather, oh, I mean Goldilocks. She became lonely in her big house by herself and her 2 little elves and so decided to go searching in the deep dark internet to try to see what wonders it might bestow. After walking for many hours, she came across a site. She knocked but no one answered so she tried the door, and it was open, so she gingerly stepped in. It smelled of coffee and cinnamon buns and she felt warm and welcomed almost immediately. As she walked around, she met her first Bear.
He was strong and handsome and kind and had lots of time for her and many nice things to say to her that she very much appreciated; however, when she tried to sit down in the chair that he offered her, she found it was much too hard. She asked him why it was so hard and he answered “I don’t know. Maybe my ex girlfriend who I am still sleeping with but who doesn’t know I talk to people on the internet can tell you” and Goldilocks' bottom fell asleep trying to figure that one out so she stood up and walked around some more.
The second Bear was also very handsome and had incredible eyes that she thought could never deceive her. Goldilocks talked to this brave and courageous man and walked over to sit down in his chair to snuggle with him a while; however, his chair was too soft. When she sat down, she was so comfortable she fell asleep in the chair and when she awoke, the bear had gone and was nowhere to be found and had not even left a note. Goldilocks decided she’d better not get so comfortable and best get up and keep looking.
So, here she is. Walking around the house looking for her 3rd bear – the one who is “just right”….
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