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by onwater at 2/19/2009 5:59:41 PM
Personality Questionnaire
Circle or underline only one for each question.
When meeting someone for the first time, I always carry;
A. Breath mints
B. Mace
C. A Condom
D. An extra pair of underwear
When I meet someone for the first time I always try to avoid talking about;
A. Religion
B. The weather
C. The rash I have on my back that won’t go away
D. My pets
An ideal place for a first date would be;
A. A movie
B. My house
C. Their house
D. Within shouting distance of a police station
I try to limit the first date to;
A. 30 minutes
B. Daylight hours only
C. 1 hour
D. A week
One thing I really appreciate in another person is;
A. A big smile
B. A great sense of humor
C. White teeth
D. a pulse
My friends would describe me as;
A. Witty
B. Open minded
C. Intelligent
D. Getting better
I feel safest when I am;
A. With a group of friends
B. With a group of strangers
C. Alone
D. In bed with the covers pulled over my head
I feel happiest when I am;
A. With a group of friends
B. With a group of strangers
C. Alone
D. In bed with the covers pulled over my head
If I could be an animal I would like to be a;
A. Cat
B. Dog
C. Mouse
D. Intestinal parasite
My favorite Holiday is;
A. Christmas
B. Halloween
C. Valentines Day
D. The anniversary of my divorce
My ideal partner would be;
A. A Doctor
B. An attorney
C. An Electrician
D. Breathing
I get really angry when he;
A. Leaves the seat up
B. Leaves a wet towel on the bed
C. Leaves his dirty clothes on the floor
D. Refuses to leave
The following one word best describes my personality;
A. Dull
B. Bubbly
C. Boring
D. Hostile
If my date is late I;
A. Call his cell phone
B. Call his office
C. Call his mother
D. Pour another drink and blame myself
If my date tries to kiss me on the first date, I;
A. Let him
B. Smile and back away
C. Cough violently
D. Knee him in the groin and call 911
Men look most attractive to me when they are wearing;
A. A business suit
B. Tight fitting jeans
C. Loose fitting jeans
D. Handcuffs
Men look least attractive to me when they wearing;
A. A business suit
B. Tight fitting jeans
C. A tee shirt with a picture of their favorite beer on it
D. A tee shirt with a stain, caused by their favorite beer, on it
Talking about Sex makes me;
A. Excited
B. Bored
C. Sleepy
D. Nauseous
After a few dates I usually become;
A. More comfortable
B. More talkative
C. More cautious
D. More interested in my pets
I don’t hear from him for two weeks, so I;
A. Breathe a sigh of relief and start a new project at home
B. Call my therapist
C. File a missing persons report
D. Move
The best thing about being single is;
A. Being able to come and go as I please
B. Being able to spend more time with friends
C. Being more involved in my community
D. The way the house smells
The worst thing about being single is;
A. Having no one to talk to
B. Having no one to help do things
C. Being alone
D. Having no one else to blame when things go wrong
My typical Sunday morning routine is to;
A. Read the paper
B. Sleep in
C. Walk to the local coffee shop for a Latte
D. Try to remember what happened the night before
I often have strangers come up to me and;
A. Compliment me on my appearance
B. Seem to recognize me
C. Ask for directions
D. Go pale and ask if I need help
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