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| HALLMARK CARDS GO WRONG
by lenny1951 at 3/15/2009 10:46:17 AM
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
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W hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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