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The newest creation...
by diamondlily at 4/1/2009 2:49:43 PM


I have no words to even describe the excitement on my face as I opened up one of my emails...

oh yes thats right, Adam and Eve are coming out with the NEW ULTIMATE SEX TOY!!!

I think I have fallen in love.....I'm speechless....
6 in one, self lubricating, and it looks like a f**kin handheld saw


I've never done a blog before but this is defintely blog worthy!

http://www.adameve.com/t-ultimate-sex-toy.aspx?sc=EMN1W605&cm_mmc=Email-_-Buyer-_-EMN1W605-_-ZoneA


Comments

lmonkc
4/1/2009 3:27:45 PM

I could help you with that

diamondlily
4/1/2009 3:37:41 PM

pfffft I'd rather do it myself where is the raising the eyebrow smiley when ya need it? lol

waterluvr75
4/1/2009 4:11:00 PM

HOLY uhmmm....I'm sorry I'm still blown away by the fact it looks like a chainsaw and music would come from between my legs And the fact they said "AFTER 4 LAB EXPLOSIONS....they are presenting..." Freaking pricelss It's like a McGyverette go go gadget

waterluvr75
4/1/2009 4:12:19 PM

Uh yea and I spelled "priceless" wrong up there b/c I'm still discombobulated over the news of that gadget..hahahha Wonder if it would also tie you up and spank your ass...ROFLMAO
cocopuffs375



4/1/2009 5:18:41 PM


bobbieforforums
4/1/2009 5:25:07 PM

holy sheet.
bigdog747



4/1/2009 5:56:13 PM

can you use this thing indoors?

diamondlily
4/1/2009 6:09:34 PM

ooooh I would bring it everywhere with me...... think anyone would notice the difference between a purse? LOL and water..... spank your a** is not included but maybe that could be the start for the EXTREMELY ULTIMATE SEX TOY! HAHA

diamondlily
4/1/2009 6:11:50 PM

holy rusted metal batman.... she the word A** in my previous statment actually get censored HAHAAH or am I goin nuts?

smilinpixie
4/1/2009 6:13:07 PM

that is insane.... Brit, you need a man darlin!

diamondlily
4/1/2009 6:22:14 PM

or one of those!!!!!!! men are overrated HAHAHAHAHA ok pixie, your right

waterluvr75
4/1/2009 6:47:41 PM

HAHA Brit how come you got censored and I didn't??? Hmmm, so I could patent the NEW EXTREMELY ULTIMATE SEX TOY that spanks???? Do you realize how RICH I would be???? It would shoot rope out like a spiderman web to tie up the customer who bought the product, spank/whip them, do all the other stuff, and have a 911 button you could wear around your neck incase the thing went nuts on ya...Now how would you like to explain that one to the 911 operator and paramedics..."Hello, HELP...I'm being attacked by my sex toy!!!!"

diamondlily
4/1/2009 7:19:59 PM

HAHAHHAHHHAH now thats priceless!!! that would go down in 911 history im sure of being attacked by an A** smacking, web-slingin, I'm gonna make you squeel like a pig contraption for sexual gratification. They would have to bring the jaws of life! LOL

diamondlily
4/1/2009 7:39:40 PM

ASS A** A** A** B*TCH C*NT WH*RE SKANK C*CK F**K SHIT DAMN DOUCHE

diamondlily
4/1/2009 7:43:40 PM

LOL just checkin.... amazing! LMAO apparently the occasional ass, skank, shit, damn and douche are socially acceptable Things One must know ha

jiminsumter
4/1/2009 7:53:56 PM

well guys i think we are being taken over by ADAM and EVE......some of you need to pick up the pace before none of us are getting any!!

diamondlily
4/1/2009 8:01:36 PM

LMAO ITS JIM! and yes the plan is to do away with manliness and make yall start kissin the ground we walk on just to get some! Brilliant scheme, who holds the power now b*tches!?! bahahahaha

smilinpixie
4/2/2009 4:53:35 AM

Nahhh they don't need to kiss the ground, but they can start at our feet and work their way up...
cook53



4/3/2009 4:44:57 AM

VROOM, VROOM...

wolffdream
4/6/2009 11:33:31 AM

Holy crapola! Are ya kiddin me? quote" you can now do the thing that is doing your partner" WTF... And I thought condoms where coming between us in modern day sexual contact, now we have an entire machine between us... Well, we wont have to worry about STD's at all if this keeps up. Whats next? F***ing from different rooms? How about different states... hmm That would be popular on DH.

maniacmassager
4/25/2009 9:20:57 PM

Can you show me how it works?