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| 100 reasons i love females.
by jess2187 at 4/10/2009 2:12:04 PM
TOP 100 REASONS IM GLAD IM A
LESBIAN!
1} I don’t have to be submissive
2} No trying to convince me that a “BJ” would benefit me because of the protein.
3} No back hair
4} No greasy hair or killer breath in the morning,
5} We both get to initiate sex “when ever where ever”
6} Nurtured when im sick
7} Smoothness
8} Softness
9} Not having to worrie about getting pregnate.
10} The curves
11} Flowers and other romantic gestures ( besides valentines day)
12} Finess in the art of love making
13} The feminine touch
14} Brests
15} My partner knows when I need to be held.
16} Foreplay
17} I am loved for who I am not a modified version of me
18} I am not a second class citizen to my partner because of “male privilege
‘ or biblical usurpation
19} Emotional intimacy
20} Hips
21} Gender does not by default equal authority
22} Noone is pitching a tent in bed.
23} Thighs
24} Sometimes a quickie can be all about me
25} I am no longer in a threesome with me my man and his ego.
26} Slow dancing in the kitchen after dark
27} The beautiful complexity of the female orgasim
28} We are both from the same planet
29} Doin it with the lights on
30} Woman are softer and smell better
31} Soft skin on skin
32} Not always looking at other womans brests
33} Noone has authority during sex
34} You can wear a d*ck and use it better than most guys
35} Foreplay is an art
36} You can cuddle without being expected to put out
37} You can pretty much have sex anywhere at anytime while flying completely under the radar
38} Sex in public bathrooms is so much easier
39} The nuturing care of a woman
40} I get to have a best friend and a partner all in one
41} I get to wear her cloths and use her make up
42} Sex on the first date without fear of pregnancy
43} Way less body hair
44} No spooging in your face
45} “ we were just switching clothes officer” lmfao
46} Lingerie we can both wear
47} Double headed dildoes
48} No scratchy faces
49} She wont pass out after an orgasm
50} You can do her front ways side ways and backward cuz the wrist moves more freely then the hips
51} Premature ejaculation…c’mon what is that
52} You never have to buy your own drinks when you go out you just have to make out…the guys keep em coming so you keep it going
53} We can do a lot more stuff together
54} Lower std rates and other diseases
55} You can combine girl night and date night together
56} woman understand each other
57} You have a better idea of what she wants in bed
58} Having someone to talk to
59} Not being expected to cook .it’s a split job
60} More variety and options during sex
61} I can choose what size d*ck I want. Not stuck with what comes with the package.
62} Giving head is more of exploring the fields rather than pumping my neck.
63} Shes most likely to have tampons when I run out
64} No hair in the sink
65} Everybody loves lesbians…girls wanna kiss us…boys watch movies about us..men wanna be with us
66} Noone tells you what to do in bed unless you tell them to tell you.
67} Some of your best friends are your ex lovers….
68} Not having to worrie about another b*tch taking ur chick
69} ß The number says it all…it’s a great thing when nothings threatening to poke your eye out.
70} Soft hairless legs against mine.
71} Nothing shoots out during sex
72} MY first girlfriend…she tought me a lot
73} Endless possibilities for role play
74} Woman usually have the same intentions
75} Two mommies are better than one
76} Same sex family’s have been proven to live with more accepting comfy cozy homes and family’s
77} No racing man hormones
78} No bothers of threesome fantaseys
79} No giggles laughs or jokes when the topic of sex comes up
80} Younger chicks arent as appealing to my partner.
81} No condoms
82} No sexual pressure
83} No hairy asses
84} No smelly farts…woman usually try to hold it in or hide it
85} Not having to watch him adjust his crotch all the time
86} Watching porn is more for entertainment then pleasure
87} No being quiet while “ the game” is on
88} ß Getting ate twice.!
89} No porno mags under the bed
90} No gooey toilet seats
91} No mysterious cell phone numbers
92} Hot tubs
93} Bikinis
94} Body oil
95} Cuddling
96} Never matters who is on top
97} No itching balls
98} Opportunities and people ive had the pleasure to come across
99} Thongs
100} No boobie hair.
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