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Which room in hell?
by g_zuss at 4/22/2009 9:59:18 PM


A man went to hell where the devil showed him 3 rooms. He is to choose one room to be in for all eternity.

First room he was shown opened up to a sea of fire, where thousands of souls were burning in agony. The man said "No please! I don't want to be condemned to such agony!" Devil replied "Alright, we'll go on to next room".

Second room opened up to millions of souls tied to pillars and they were whipped mercilessly by demons. The man said "No please! I beg you, not this room!" Devil replied "Alright, we'll go on to next room".

Third room opened up to a sorry-looking old soul who's suffering from a rotting skin that reeks of blood and pus. A gorgeous woman was giving him a blowjob. The man turned to the devil " Yes! This is the room I want to spend for all eternity!" Devil replied "Alright, so it shall be done." The Devil then turned to the sexy woman and said " Hey you, you're being replaced"......