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| Things my dog taught me
by knightkosd at 4/27/2009 3:59:46 PM
Easy simple princies!
1) The best place to sleep is dead center of any road or driveway
2) The best position to sleep in is flat on one's side, all limbs parallel.
3) When having vacated a room, upon re-entry check the ENTIRE lower third of the room for edibles.
4) Begging shamelessly for food is a perfectly acceptable passtime...even if you have just eaten.
5) Curly tail dogs all know each other...kind of a doggie La Costra Nostra.
6)If you are vaccinated, urinate on the doctor.
7)The most unrecognized threats are, in order: cows, squirrels, cats, and varied mouth sized critters. Just a warning.
8) Mouth sized things that are unidentified are considered gum.
9)AJWAYS take up all of your owners bed space. Remember owners are like children; give them what they need, not what they
want
I hope this helps you
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