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| for the love of CHUCK FRICKIN NORRIS'!!
by sxyblueyez at 5/27/2009 11:46:06 PM
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the f**k down..
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the f**k off.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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