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by monkey32m at 6/3/2009 9:40:43 AM
Q - He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
A - I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
Q - He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
A - She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
Q - He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
A - I said to him . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Q - He said to me. ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A - I said to him .. . They don't have time to!!
Q - He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A - I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
Q - He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, carinG and Good- looking?
A - I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
Q - I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A - He said. . . A widow!
Q - He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
A - I said to him ... . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN =
HANDLE it
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