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by c714008 at 6/7/2009 1:33:21 PM
This is a blog I did a few years ago. I am bored, and just wanted to share how silly/stupid I can be.
I was thinking, so that is the problem <.<
Ok, since I am single and stupid (or single and smart! read this first before you judge <.<), here is what I was thinking. After getting turned down a few times to women with boyfriends, here goes with the following. Yes, women with wedding rings are obviously taken, but what about the ladies that might be single you say and you have no idea? In Hawaii the women there wear a flower on a certain part of their head (or something like that one person was telling me one day) to let others know they are single/taken etc. Now, me having time on my hands and thinking too much, I would like to put forth the following color coding system for you special ladies to try. We will use bows, and they will be placed on top of your pretty little heads in different colors. Play along as I enter the passing lane doing thirty miles over the silly limit.
Blue -- this designates that you are very lonely, single, and willing to tackle the nearest guy within viewing distance. If I saw this color I would know to try my best with the following pick up line. "You are looking quite blue in the head, and since your criteria for a good man could fit partial retards in there, your search ends here! I mean me, hey, right in front of you.. oh come on, where are you going."
Green -- Hmm.. well you might be single, but you are very pickey! The green color would mean that you have a series of questions and an almost survey like formula to who you will take to the mall to browse through the bookstore >.>. The greens are still approachable but have a set of standards, unlike the blues who are willing to mingle and boogie down with any fellow.
Red -- This is to indicate, stop, you have no chance of having a bagel and cream cheese with my pretty face. Yes, the ladies wearing this color are taken, or just don't want anything to do with guys at all. If you are color blind and thought this was a different bow, well get ready for a possible slap to the face as you try to explain your situation. Roaming in a ten or so foot radius of the fancy, red bow wearing sweety pants, could get you in trouble for association by proximity. Ie. kick to the shin from said boyfriend.
Brown -- Actively seeking a same sex relationship. This might bring even more attention to yourself (let's face it, guys like the idea of woman on woman "friendships"). Options are a great thing to have, and those who believe this is their calling... go to town with the brown!
That is all for now, unless I come up with more to add...
Multi-colored -- This one says, I have sworn off men and women forever and find companionship with a large plant, who I talk to every night. The rainbow loving, loose cannon could be a great time at the park as you toss pebbles at slow moving ducks, but you will not be snuggling with them under a tree later that evening.
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