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my super-ex girlfriend...
by showpony09 at 6/16/2009 10:15:18 PM


today i found out my ex is secretly a superhero...i should have seen the signs...but i was in denial...the broken bed, the shark-throwing, the hotdog eating contest...now what, date a "normal" woman...lol.

today, my ex turned into a supermodel...sure, lose 1000 lbs. after i break-up with her...now all my friends want her...

today, my ex became the "super" of the condos...now, i live in my truck...shes got da power...