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A few of my Horror Stories
by wolfmanrobby at 8/12/2009 10:34:27 AM


OK, I'll try to keep these short. Feel free to post your own as a comment...

-I was getting coffee at QT one morning. An attractive, but MUCH OLDER (late 50's?) woman came up behind me, put her hand on my shoulder, leaned in, and whispered in my ear: "I want to lick your head!"

She just walked off and paid.... I stood there, scared to move. I took note of her car and, we'll if I see it there, I go down the stree to RaceTrac for coffee!!


-On this very site, I had an older woman notice that I like peircings... she decided to sent me an email with a pic attached. I'm sorry, but if you are over 60 and more than 75 lbs overwieght, a 34 year old perfect stranger is going to be more turned off than turned on by a pic showing ALL of your naughty bits pierced!


-I have now had no less than 5 married women tell me they were divorced and lead me on. Some even going on a few dates.
**3 were legally separated, but wanting to get back with their hubbies and using me to make them jealous.
**2 were still living with hubby and just wanting a toy on the side!!


Comments

eugune72
8/14/2009 2:31:55 PM

dude that is harsh, feal for you.

kittybone
8/14/2009 3:56:21 PM

wow , you got some winners ! lol ever wonder why some people just attract weirdos ? i do , thats for sure ! lol but thats ok , im a weirdo too , but ina good way lol