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| FOR SMART MATURE WOMAN ONLY
by woolfgangbrill at 9/7/2009 10:53:37 AM
PLEASE DON’T’RESPOND IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO,
Doesn’t have a place of his own
Would rather be with his friends playing silly little games
Doesn’t ever have the funds to take you out
Has a car that’s falling apart, that you would not want to be seen in
and doesn’t remember when the last time it was serviced
Is still playing games instead of more mature things, like voting, paying property taxes, and calling you just to say Hi, how ya doing
Still wears a stupid little base ball hat and sometimes backwards
Doesn’t own at least one or more pieces of property and still lives at his mother’s house
Don’t have any goals and any plans to look forward to and is just surviving and floating through life.
Is a young stud that all he has on his mind is to bone the hell outta you all night and doesn’t know how to hold a conversation.
Is someone that thinks with his d*ck not his heart
Someone that is a** hole deep in debt and could use a helping hand
Doesn’t have all his shit together
Don’t remember were he put his keys or remember any thing else
Forgets your birthday, the perfume you wear, your favorite foods or what time he was to meet you
Has a hundred and one problems that you may become part of
Is just outta a relationship and will probably go back to her in a minuet if she threw him a bone
Has a bunch of kids that take up his time that should be spent on you
Doesn’t know who his insurance carrier or his lawyers or brokers are
Is interested in one-night stands or to bone you on the first meeting
Doesn’t know the meaning of “formal” or doesn’t even own a Tux.
Never heard of shoe polish
Has a probation or a parole officer.
Has the name and phone number of a bail bondsman in his wallet
Needs to be mothered or looked after
Is completely unorganized and disorientated (a mutant)
Doesn’t even know were to buy furniture polish
Can’t find his a** with one or both hands
Is usually calling hie PO each week rather than his broker.
Rather pay parking tickets than property tax.
Then, on the other hand. If you’re interested in a friendship that doesn’t fit into the above, Take a shot. -
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