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| I Fought The Dewey Decimal System
by doublejointed at 9/15/2009 9:51:44 AM
And the law will probably win.
I went down to City Hall to take a test on the Dewey Freakin' Decimal System because I applied for a library page job. It was about as exciting as it sounds. I think I got the last question wrong. There were 85(!) cards I had to sort out, and there was one book called "Ice is... Eeek!" that made me chuckle every time I saw it. It was CHILDREN'S FICTION, PROPERTY OF CENTRAL LIBRARY if you care to know.
Also this morning, I heard an effeminate voice shout "I used to be a woman!" outside my window. Hilarious!
Tommorow I have yet another four-hour lecture on fire hose. You know how sometimes during a boring lecture, you'll start spacing out, but you space out for so long that you get bored spacing out, so you think "Oh man, I know what will solve this: paying attention!" It doesn't work for lectures about fire hose.
Finally, The Daily Show and Colbert have finally started back up, and after a long time of preferring Stewart to Colbert, I can safely say that Colbert is funnier. yeah i said it
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