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by ava_adore at 10/4/2009 12:36:56 AM
So I finally got a reply back from some troll by the name of Mikey who sent me this, um, enlightening message a while back:
"youre in the single with disabilities group huh? i am shocked, what with your completely witty and completely relevant material you use (no sarcasm in sight)
lol you cant derail shit you pretentious b*tch, go get ovarian cancer so you cant reproduce retarded cynical worthless offspring and i might consider getting neutered if i can blow one off in your face, dumb c*nt
have a nice day"
Well, I only had one thing to say about this hot mess of an attempted insult. OVARIAN CANCER DOESN'T CAUSE MENTAL RETARDATION IN OFFSPRING. Jesus Christ, don't people know anything about basic biology and medicine?! Chances are if someone had ovarian cancer they wouldn't be reproducing at all. So I kindly pointed it out to him. Well, today I got this:
"woop woop single with disabilities, go on and have retard sex you damn troll, funny you mention rednecks seeing as how you're retarded, ironic huh? lol dumb b*tch, think before you speak"
I still don't get it. Rednecks are not fundamentally afflicted with mental retardation either. I merely called him one because of his geographical location. Irony truly is thus: Someone making up biological impossibilities and then telling a more intelligent person to think before they speak. Lmao!
Honestly, this site should make members pass a basic intelligence test and grammar test before being allowed to join in the first place, much less message other members. 
And that's this week's edition of fail mail, folks!
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