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by sherri_ at 10/11/2009 6:37:01 AM
I have them.
Last nite I got a DH email from a fellow Kentuckian down in Louisville (if you don't pronounce it, "LOU-uh-vull then we (tiaw) know you're an Outsider).
Louisville is one of our larger cities, I think we only have two. Louisville is on the Ohio River right across from I-Forget-The-Name, Indiana. Lexington has the Kentucky Derby.
He's doing quite well, or as he says, "well well". He makes $125,000 to $250,000/yr. He has quite a lengthy list of demands...financially secure, committed to a relationship, etc.
He was born and raised in Hawaii, and family is very important to him and he would like to have children.
Granted, I make highly intelligent and exceptionally attractive children, but I'm 48, pal...clock's a tickin' here. He has no children of his own, but his family is doing quite well. Or, as he says, "well well".
Once is a mistake, but three times? Amused, I looked at his profile. Very long and detailed. He likes Mexican and Chinese and Italian and would maybe like seafood, but he's never had an opportunity to try it.
Who knew that Hawaiians, who live in the middle of an ocean, do not, in fact, have access to seafood??? I swear, I learn something new everyday and these forums are veritable founts of untapped wisdom.
I've been to LOU-uh-vull; being on the river and all, they have lots of seafood, or rather, riverfood. He's just prolly not been in Louisville long.
So my demand this morning?
(who knows what it will be tomorrow)
I DEMAND A BETTER QUALITY SCAMMER.
Sheesh. I'm so insulted.
I have to go iron my hair; maybe I'll come up with some more quality demands while I'm doing it.
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