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| THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
by jazeone at 10/16/2009 11:02:57 AM
WELL THAT WORD IS SHIT... THATS RIGHT, SHIT!
SHIT MAY JUST BE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
YOU CAN SMOKE SHIT, BUY SHIT, SELL SHIT, LOSE SHIT, AND FIND SHIT.
SOME PEOPLE KNOW THEIR SHIT, WHILE OTHERS CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHIT AND SHINEOLA.
THERE ARE LUCKY SHITS, DUMB SHITS, AND CRAZY SHITS. THERE IS BULL SHIT, HORSE SHIT, AND CHICKEN SHIT.
YOU CAN THROW SHIT, SLING SHIT, CATCH SHIT, SHOOT THE SHIT, OR DUCK WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN.
YOU CAN GIVE A SHIT OR SERVE SHIT ON A SHINGLE.
YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF IN DEEP SHIT OR BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN SHIT.
SOME DAYS ARE COLDER THAN SHIT, SOME DAYS ARE HOTTER THAN SHIT, AND SOME DAYS ARE JUST PLAIN SHITTY.
YOU CAN HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT, NOT ENOUGH SHIT, THE RIGHT SHIT, THE WRONG SHIT, OR ALOT OF WEIRD SHIT.
YOU CAN CARRY SHIT, HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF SHIT, OR FIND YOURSELF UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE.
SOMETIMES EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT, AND OTHER TIMES YOU FALL IN A BUCKET OF SHIT AND COME OUT SMELLING LIKE A ROSE.
WHEN YOU STOP AND CONSIDER ALL THE FACTS, ITS THE BASIC BUILDING BLOCK OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
AND REMEMBER, ONCE YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT, YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE, WELL....SHIT HAPPENS!!!  
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