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by myhrt at 10/19/2009 8:17:31 PM
About Me: Im a woman I Shave My Legs Sit down to pee And I can justify Any Shopping Spree I Dont Go to the barber But a beauty salon I can get a massage without a hard on I can balance the checkbook I can pump my own gas can talk to my friends about the size of my a** my beauty's a masterpiece And Yes it takes long As least I can admit To others when I'm wrong I Dont drive in circles At any cost And I Dont have a problem Admitting I'm Lost I Never forget an important date You just gotta deal with it I'm Usually late I Dont watch movies With lots of gore Dont Need an instant replay To remember the score I Wont lose my hair Or get jock itch And Just cuz I'm assertive Dont call me a B*tch Dont say to Youre friends Oh Yeah I can get her Or In your dreams I can Do better Flowers are ok But jewlerys best Look At Me Idiot Not at My Chest Dont Have a problem expressing my feelings know when Youre lying You look at the ceiling Dont call me a Girl a Babe or a Chick Im awomanGet It U D*ck
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