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| I have been drinking shots of tequila
by zedlavs91254 at 10/31/2009 10:31:01 PM
Okay. Here it goes.
Once upon a time these three guys--Al, Bill, and Romey--were walking around their town, just enjoying the afternoon and each others' company. Suddenly this giant bird, a Foo bird it was, came swooping out of the sky at the three men and suddenly just shit on Bill's head. Bill, thoroughly disgusted, quickly wiped the bir's turds off his head. He immediately keeled over and died. They buried him with great pomp and circumstance.
After the funeral, as all of Bill's friends were consoling each other and reminiscing about what a great guy Bill was and how much fun they had had when Bill was alive, suddenly the Foo bird came swooping out of the sky again and shit on Romey's head. After throwing up great gobbets of sausage and other luncheon meats, Romey wiped the bird shit off his head and immediately keeled over and died. Romey was also buried with great pomp and circumstance.
After Romey's funeral, all of his friends consoled each other and especially consoled Al, because it seemed like his number was up, like Bill's and Romey's. As they were celebrating a wake for Romey, the same Foo bird came screaming out of the sky and dumped a load of poo poo on Al's head.
Being somewhat superstitious, Al decided to leave the Foo bird's crap on his head. It remained on Al's head for 25 years, each year his friends gradually abandoning him because of the horrendous smell of the Foo bird's turds. Finally Al had had enough of the smell and also of his friends leaving him. He wanted to get back into the social swing so he wiped the Foo bird's shit off his head and immediately keeled over and died.
Which just proves the old adage: If the Foo shits, wear it.
Thank you!
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