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| David and the serpent
by backwoods420 at 11/4/2009 6:53:51 AM
when i was a kid i went to church camp.
yes, my family felt as though i was messing up at an early age and told me to expand my horizons.
well, me a will were walking when we heard a loud scream from a girl. we ran over there and there was a massive rattlesnake in front of the door to her cabin. will is like holy shit that thing is bigger than us what are we supposed to do. before i could react camp counsler david jumps on the scene, literally. he looks around, moves real fast and then magically makes a shovel appear. with his bible in one hand and a shovel in the other, the snake and him went into mortal combat. i yelled out f**k that b*tch up fool. david stops everthing and says watch your mouth boy there is a woman present. my bad sir, break it out old testement style on that heathen. thats the only way i know how boy.
they had come to the part of the battle where you must out think your opponent. i am not sure how a rattlesnake thinks, nor do i want to. then all of the sudden the snake c*cked back and lunged at david. in a motion more fluid that the movement of mercury, he side stepped, backhanded the snake with the word, and then stood over the heathen. david raised his hand then lowered it. the snake had fought its last fight valiantly. as i walk to them, i saw david's bible on the ground open to psamls 23. i handed it to him and he told me no i want you to have it. a single tear fell from my eye as i turned to walk awya. then he yelled out, give me back my bible kid i was talking about the snake.
dude, i don't want a dead snake. what the hell is wrong with you?
as i walked off i couldn't help but realize the battle may have been won, but how long would this war of only casualties rage on.
i don't know. i quit thinking about it because they had all you can eat french toast in the kitchen...
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