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Trolls Know How I Roll... But They Keep On Trollin'
by ava_adore at 11/4/2009 1:23:10 PM


This morning I spied a "wink" in my inbox and this, um, charming message from a poor man whose capslock button is severely broken. I hope he gets a new keyboard soon.
"HEY I WANT TO F**KYOU,,IS ALL I WANT,INTERESTED? LET ME KNOW. AND DONT BE SHESSY,YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK.WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE ??? A SMART A** LIKE PARIS HILTON OR BRITNEY SPEARS,OR ANA KOURNIKOVA,COME ON B*TCH,SUCK MY C*CK...POOR DREAMMYYYY GIRL...YOU ARE A REGULAR 4 OR 5,IN THE ORDINARY GIRLS SCALE FROM 0 TO 10..."

Okay, a few questions here...
1. What the f**k does "shessy" mean?
2. How does being smart or not being smart relate to being "shessy?"
3. Since when are those women smart asses? I thought they were rather unwitty and ditzy myself To be a smart a** requires some wit and sarcasm to annoy others.
4. Isn't a 4 or 5 just average? What's insulting about looking average?


Sorry hon, I just don't get it. I'm too confused to be insulted.

I repost these messages for both a cheap laugh and because it defeats the purpose of sending me one in the first place. Sending someone a private message in order to "insult" them gets turned on its head once they see, in a public arena, how lame they truly look and how lame other people think they are.


Comments

kerblam
11/5/2009 9:59:51 AM

Another masterpiece of DH.com . Thank you for sharing, doll , and you are definitely above average - no "normal" people stay on my /f list
mystacia



11/5/2009 3:38:49 PM

OMG! You are too cool for this crap. How do these idiots wake up to themselves in the morning?

ava_adore
11/5/2009 8:28:51 PM

But does anyone know what "shessy" means? I'm going to have to google it now! D:

redinnevada
11/6/2009 11:20:11 PM

LOL he's an idiot!! Ava, I think "shessy" means "sassy" but he's obviously been drinking so he slurred it And no way are you a 4 or 5. You're at LEAST an 8! Gawd, gotta love the weasels, they at least provide some laughs.

ava_adore
11/7/2009 5:12:33 PM

Ohhhh thank makes sense now. And it make sense he would be drinking too lol. Thanks. Aww, you're sweet.

violetrae
11/8/2009 2:16:40 AM

Wow, and I thought I was the only one who got those special love notes. Now I just feel cheap and used.

kerblam
11/8/2009 8:12:46 PM

I got a girl who sent me a note that said I was a loser, but then when I searched her profile she was 25, married and had 3 profiles all with the same picture as the avatar and similar names like "shyshychindy" or "cindyagain" (yeah I posted names lol).

ava_adore
11/8/2009 11:46:24 PM

Wow, sounds like a real loser for sure!

swridgerunner
11/10/2009 5:28:00 AM

"Shessy"? Maybe he has a lisp when he types?