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by liz27 at 11/5/2009 8:43:39 AM


So,,, my sister hooked me up with a guy. He seemed pretty cool, i made the mistake of sleeping with him like the 2ed night we hung out. ( which is defintaly out of the ordinary for me) we made plans to go out on a date and his a** stood me up. Im soooooo pissed right now, and i hate myself for acting like a little hooch.

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whiskey18		11/5/2009 12:19:08 PM

Theres nothin wrong wit hoochin it up. Lol. f**k him. long as ya had fun and got yours.... his loss. how lame was the excuse he gave. was it just run of the mill, or was it a fantastic, elaborite show of imagination and stupidity. hahahaha. like this..... i swear baby. i was comin out the stoe and damn if this big bright light came out the sky and took my a** up in a mothership driven by lil a** monkeys. an dim lil a** monkeys started throwin bannanas an shit. an i was like... f**k you lil monkeys!!!! i got a date! so i jumped out that mothership an started runnin towards where i thought you would be an then this big a** dog came outa nowere an started chasin me an tryin to hump me an shit. well, that damn dog caught me an i passed out. next thing i know i was in my bed next mornin wit dog drool on my nuts and a bannana in my ass! Hahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!