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Better than just you and your B.O.B.
by pleasurepirate at 3/19/2008 8:33:45 AM

1-Your battery operated boyfriend can't kiss you.
2-It has no arms to wrap around you and hold you and no hands to caress you.
3-It has no legs to entwine in yours.
4-It can't whisper in your ear and tell you how sweet your kisses are.
5-You can't feel it warm and moving against your whole body at the same time.

It can only take you to one place, many times, true. I can take you there... many times, and more places, too.

Not bragging. Just looking for someone who thinks like me. Is that you, maybe?