It's All About ME.....
by sweetiepie1977 at 4/13/2008 8:30:36 PM
 My name is Marni like Barney the purple dinosaur or like the Alfred Hitchc*ck movie that I was named after "MARNIE"
I am a 31 yr old mother of two (girl 11 & boy 7). My kids are so very important to me, they are what keep me young! 
My profile states I am "LARGE", I am a BBW (Big, Beautiful Woman) ....actually working on getting the poundage down ....I have goals for myself, I said "MYSELF"...this is for NO ONE but ME! I love playing sports and being active, I am trying to get back to my roots so I can enjoy life much more and it would be NICE to enjoy it with someone else who can appreciate the joys of LIFE that we have been graciously given.
I am a FUNNY character, been told I should be a comedian....this seems to turn a lot of men off for some reason  but I need someone humorous , I really do believe that "laughter is the BEST medicine".
I like doing outdoors activities such as Hunting (yes, I like to hunt) & Fishing (yes I like that too). I love Singing (especially karaoke), Music is my bestest friend.
Here are a few things I  in life:
Apples (Granny Smith), air condition, amusement parks, Bora Bora, beauty (inside), best friends, belittling you , camping, cleanliness, clean clothes, craziness, charisma, courage, confidence, camel toes, enthusiasm, eroticism, forgiveness, fantasies, future, family, friends, flip-flops, fishing, fabric softener, flowers, farting, God, Ghost Orchids (my fav.), Greenhouses, Ginnie Springs, giving gifts, heroes, haunted houses, iridescent fabrics, Jazz, Jizz, kindred spirits, love, laughing loudly, little people, masturbation (of course), mountains, Music, movies, mullet hairdo-nt, movie theatres, margaritas, making people laugh, mexican donkey porn, orgasms  , oceans, oceanic life, optimism, Orchids, peeing in public, plants, Pepsi, PHOTOGRAPHY, Pu Pu Platters (chinese food, people), pedicures, pleasing people, playing pin the nipple on the hot guy, rain forests, rain, running with scissors, SWEETNESS, silly friends, sharks, sexually transmitted diseases, sympathy, springtime, springs to swim in, St. Augustine, Scrabble, serene atmospheres, Suwannee River Music Park, singing, stalking, tranquility, thoughtful people, tenderness, traveling, unselfish people, vacationing, victory, vaginal farting, vivacious people, wrecking your car, wines, walks on the beach, walking in traffic, wet plants & grass, wineries, wind & windchimes 
Now if you actually read all of my likes, some of them were JOKES...as I am a jokester ...yay!
Just email me and we shall become buds 
Good luck to you all!
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