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Real Friends/Fake friends
by leodiva37 at 4/16/2008 9:28:19 PM

FAKE FRIENDS : Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their real names.

FAKE FRIENDS : Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "That was amazin!"

FAKE FRIENDS : Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*tso long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS : Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.