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The Universe According to Me!
by loanarranger at 4/23/2008 7:20:21 AM

After careful study and observation, I have come to the conclusion that the Universe revolves around me! Hard to believe, but gravity seems to pool in my vicinity and I know it can't be because I am a lard ass!

Comments

mamatoad		4/23/2008 4:29:43 PM

It can"t be because you are all sweetness & light? You are so full of it sweetie, but I think you may be sort of off a bubble or two.....

joy1954		4/23/2008 4:35:55 PM

If the universe revolves around you, does that make you a sun??? So, how many planets do you have?

loanarranger		4/23/2008 5:11:28 PM

I have two large orbs spinning in space near me! lol

starrider66		4/23/2008 7:58:06 PM

ok .. let me get this straight the universe revolves around YOU.. so this sit hole we are living in.. makes you the toilet bowl?....Naw that just isnt right lol... it's gota be .. you are part of the of this shit hole that revolves around a force that that is going down a big drain and we are all clinging to each other hoping not to drown.. but actually we are wallowing in each others shit.... and trying to mae our own stink a little less lmao... not working is it.. ?

starrider66		4/23/2008 8:01:58 PM

howdy friend... how ya been .. missed seeing ya around.... hang on we are all going round n round lmao.... wooo hoo let r ride.... btw my mistakes are due to sticky keys ... sorry about that... 1.sec. line "shit hole 2 3rd line "gotta" 3 7th line " make" ... there ya go...

mamatoad		4/25/2008 3:31:40 AM

You are loved and appreciated, whether you know it or not. Join the company of lard asses, dear heart.

loanarranger		4/25/2008 2:25:24 PM

Starrider, I like your metaphors, however, what does the flush handle represent? The almighty creator?........or the devil??? lol

loanarranger		4/25/2008 2:26:09 PM

Mamatoad, cryptic as usual, and thanks for the honorary membership in the "Lard Asses" club....can I be the president???

starrider66		4/26/2008 2:25:08 PM

the flush handle my dear is controled my dear by whom ever at the time has reached it first... lol.. dual again of the good and evil forces at battle.. ( for the flusher) .. so again we wallow in the shit that each of us has created for each other... altho .. some dont stink as rotton as others.. phewww... as always good to see you well and alive my friend... Stay sweet... Hugs and kisses to you and mutt...

mamatoad		5/27/2008 9:32:05 PM

me thinks you like being in the center of certain things,Loan, as we both well know, keep your spirit, know that you're special to a lot of people, myself included, hug Jake........