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One Night in Paris
by iwilmakeuscream at 4/29/2008 3:01:21 PM

So today I watched One Night in Paris. I know, I know -- I am a few years behind on watching grainy, amateur sex videos. I prefer amateur sex videos to professional porn. I feel like a naughty voyeur watching the amateur ones.

Back to Paris Hilton --

Give me a strap-on and a piece of duck tape to shut her up, and I would totally do her. She may be dead behind the eyes, but she has a hot body.

Note: I would NOT do Lindsay Lohan. Her freckles scare the hell out of me.