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I never laughed so hard in my life
by sumerbreez40 at 5/14/2008 7:19:44 AM

Underwear Dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let
such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What in the world is this??' he said to himself as a
little
'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?'
She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'