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by mrbbq at 5/15/2008 1:10:53 PM
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom
removed his socks, his new wife asked.
"Ewww what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his
bride once again wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and
deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear. She looked down at his crotch.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess ... Smallcox?"
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