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| Top Ten Turn Offs
by rogueokie at 5/15/2008 8:13:23 PM
1. Whine if I should turn you down for sex. Alternatively, stomp your feet, huff, or in some way express to me that saying "no" to you is somehow morally unacceptable. 
2. Attempt to define or psychoanalyze me. I'm fine just as I am thanks. 
3. Be a racist/sexist/classist. (ie. mouth breather)
4. You attempt to discuss some major political social or spiritual subject in which you have no actual experience with and/or your only informational source is the FOX news channel. 
5. Try to control me (without consent or awareness). Controlling/abusive behavior will not only ensure I would not f**k you with G.W. Bush's d*ck, it will also get you kicked in the teeth. 
6. You gossip. If you say mean things about others to me when they are not around, I assume you are saying mean things about me to them when I'm not around. 
7. Display a fatal inability to hold your whiskey. 
8. You like sex, and we know that because you have f*cked everyone in town. 
9. You insist that I take on your personal belief system (or absence thereof) as it is the only one that makes any sense in life. 
10. You insist that I behave in a manner unbecoming a strong, capable and willful person (see 2). 
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