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| Favorite movie quotes - AKA I crack myself up...
by hunnybunnylove at 5/17/2008 10:32:10 AM
from PULP FICTION
Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you , Pumpkin
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny
Honey Bunny: [standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Pumpkin: Any of you f**king pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf**king last one of ya!
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from BETTER OFF DEAD
Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.
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Roy Stalin: You'd make a fine little helper. What's your name?
Charles De Mar: Charles De Mar
Roy Stalin: Shut up, geek.
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Lane Myer: I have great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committe condemned it. I can't
Monique Junot: "I cannot do it" is your middle name
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MURIEL'S WEDDING
Tania: Why don't you come have a drink with us? Unlike some people, I tell it like it is...
Rhonda: The truth. Golly, I tell the truth, too. (Rhonda glances at Nicole standing nearby)
Rhonda: Nicole's having an affair with Chuck. Muriel saw them f**king in the laundry on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your arse, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you.
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Muriel: When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one ABBA song. That's because my life is as good as an ABBA song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
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RAISING ARIZONA
H.I. - If it's all the same to you, Honey, I think I'll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys and throw back a couple a Coca-Colas... (Ed gives him a look of disapproval)
H.I.- I guess that wouldn't be such a good idea.
Gale - So many social engagements, so little time.
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Evelle: H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
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Evelle: Mighty fine cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough.
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Ed: We finally go out with decent people and you break his nose. That ain't too funny, Hi.
H.I.: His kids seemed to think it was funny.
Ed: Well, they're just kids.
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BLADES OF GLORY
Co-Anchor: [Describing Chazz] Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado.
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Co-Anchor: [about Chazz] The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award.
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Chazz: [Referring to his program] I hope you’ve brought your silver polish, MacElroy, 'cause that was gold.
Jimmy: That was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
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Jimmy: I call top.
Chazz: Sorry, I already called it in my head...
Jimmy: No, you can't do that, that doesn't count.
Chazz: Yes it does.
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Co-Anchor: These two put the "bone" in Zamboni.
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Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
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BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Missy: Hi, Bill. Want a ride?
Bill: Sure, Missy.
[She draws a blank stare at Bill]
Bill: I mean, mom.
[She smiles and puts on her Ray-Bans]
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
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Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?
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Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes.
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TRUE ROMANCE
Alabama: I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so shitty. And he'd say, "that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.
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Clarence Worley: I always said, if I had to f**k a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd f**k Elvis.
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Coccotti: Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.
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Alabama: Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.
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SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
Ray: See, a lot of guys I know think that you're... confused. But I know it's just an act. Wanna know how I know?
Watts: Enlighten me.
Ray: Because you radiate this sexual vibe and I know that if you wanted, you could be a girl
[snaps fingers]
Ray: like that.
Watts: Ray, this is 1987. Did you know a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
Ray: I know. My mom's a plumber.
Watts: That explains a lot about you, Ray.
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Watts: It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Keith: It's not just sex.
Watts: Oh, you want to start a book club with her?
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Watts: [putting on Keith's diamond earrings] What do you think?
Keith: You look good wearing my future.
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FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
[a science class is visiting the morgue]
Mr. Vargas: Are you in my class?
Jeff Spicoli: I am today.
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[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car]
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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