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| I never laughed so hard in my life
by sumerbreez40 at 5/14/2008 7:19:44 AM
Underwear Dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'...
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| More funnies
by sumerbreez40 at 5/14/2008 7:19:11 AM
Humor for the day
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating ta...
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| Really makes u think
by sumerbreez40 at 5/14/2008 7:17:56 AM
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a consc...
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| Gotta share some funny
by sumerbreez40 at 5/14/2008 7:16:54 AM
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, ...
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| Just wanted to know
by sumerbreez40 at 4/28/2008 9:26:18 PM
I would really like to know what everyone thinks Sexy is? I know we all have different views so I thought this should be intresting
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| Happiness
by sumerbreez40 at 4/5/2008 12:25:41 AM
I know a few people who could benifit from this but the one who comes to mind at the moments is my dear old dad....
people need to realize life is what we make it, we can have a terrible time or a...
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| Most important words
by sumerbreez40 at 4/5/2008 12:21:51 AM
The six most important words
"I admit that I was wrong!"
The five most important words
"You did a great job."
The four most important words
"What do you think?"
The three most ...
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| THis is funny
by sumerbreez40 at 4/5/2008 12:18:18 AM
If you don't laugh at this one you need to lighten
up!
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> It was a small town and the patrolman was making his
>evening rounds.
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> As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two
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| The fight
by sumerbreez40 at 4/5/2008 12:14:48 AM
traffic accident
I rear ended a car this morning..... I could tell, it was going to be a
REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I...
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| Lizard Birthing???
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 8:29:01 PM
LIZARD BIRTHING
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>If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
>syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish,
>the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!...
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| Why Dogs Make Better Fishing Buddies Than Humans Do
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 8:20:55 PM
Why Dogs Make Better Fishing Buddies Than Humans Do
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1. Dogs are loyal, faithful and don't lie about how the...
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| The Cab Ride
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 8:17:31 PM
THE CAB RIDE
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many dr...
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| This one made me cry
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 8:15:20 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!
A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.
It had been some time since Jack had seen the old ma...
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| How old is Gramps
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 9:51:16 AM
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thoug...
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| SO Beautiful
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 9:50:09 AM
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt...
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| A few tips to try
by sumerbreez40 at 4/3/2008 9:49:33 AM
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste ma...
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| Hormones
by sumerbreez40 at 4/2/2008 5:52:19 PM
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
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>man
> > has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
>hands!
> > This is a handy guide that shou...
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| The Rose ( about Life)
by sumerbreez40 at 4/2/2008 5:51:07 PM
The Rose."
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged
us
to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around
when a gentle hand touched my ...
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| Something a lil personal
by sumerbreez40 at 4/2/2008 3:50:24 PM
"A Frail old Angel Cries"
Last night I had a dream, it had a story to tell. I dreamed I saw an angel,
Poor thing he wasn't feeling well
His body bruised and battered, his wings ripped...
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| Something to think about
by sumerbreez40 at 4/2/2008 3:48:27 PM
Twinkies and Root Beer
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey...
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| The Law is the Law
by sumerbreez40 at 4/2/2008 3:47:42 PM
THE LAW IS THE LAW
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then,
so be it.
And if that same government decides that the "Ten Com...
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