DateHookup.com Personals

View Profile


My newest addition Shinsei. She's saying, "let go, you big ugly primate. Wash me again and I'll treat you like a mouse!"
Chillin' in Kuwait City. Beer is illegal there. Damn it!No luck here on earth. Maybe they've got a sexy space chick I can marry!A beer with friends. Notice the ring? 2006. I misplaced it along with the lady who put it there.How do I get out of this Mickey Mouse outfit!
Descibing the fish that got away.What I used to do. I put this pic here because some of you ladies just love the SWAT look!A beach in the Gulf. No swimming due to huge, viscious, blood thirsty. maurauding sharks and one very ill tempered ducky!My roots is a' showin'.
Escorting French news crew in Baghdad. That's me with the hat next to the sexy French lady! Like my 'stache? Facial hair helps when dealing with Arab peoples. I don't wear one when I'm in the U.S.My cat Carmencita. Yep! She's just as mean, nasty and foul tempered as she looks.This is my homie Roscoe. He loves to pick up chicks at the club. I alway end up as his wingman. I just can't compete with a three legged minipin.Almost every woman I talk with asks me about my bike. Not as handsome as Roscoe the minipin but here it is.
Mau before his morning coffee. I feel ya bro'.My gazebo. I should have video'd myself building this. I built it by myself and could have won a prize on America's Funniest Videos.My newest addition Shinsei. She's saying, "let go, you big ugly primate. Wash me again and I'll treat you like a mouse!"Brutus Pooponrugus. He's a stray pup that was found running down the interstate by a friend. Still haven't decided what to do with him. Hmmmmm... I think he's trying to talk me into letting him stay.