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THIS IS A PHOTO OF ME IN PRISON .
HERE IS A NUDE PHOTO OF ME .My halloween pumpkin has more teeth than me . When I smile it looks like my tounge is in jail .I went to a Vencente Fernadez concert .THIS IS A PHOTO OF ME IN PRISON .
I AM BLIND IN ONE EYE AND I CAN'T SEE OUT OF THE OTHER .RRRRRRRRRRRRRR I DON'T PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE !!!I DON'T OWN ANY TATTOOS , BUT IF YOU WANT ONE NO PROBLEM .THIS IS A PHOTO OF MY DENTIST . HE SAID I WAS A LOOSER ,AND SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BREATH THE SAME AIR AS ANYONE ELSE .HE ALSO SAID I WAS SO STUPID I WOULD HAVE TO TAKE OFF MY PAINTS TO COUNT TO 21.
I WAS PLAYING VIDEO POKER LAST NIGHT AND WASN'T SURE IF I SHOULD HOLD THE 6,S ?I LIKE TO STAY IN SHAPE SO I WORK OUT EVERY DAY , AND I ALSO GO SURFING A LOT COW-A-BUNGAAAA.I WAS FORCED TO DRINK A TEQUILA SUNRISE , WOW MY HEAD WAS SPINNING .I DON'T PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE .!!!I WATCHED THE MOVIE CITY OF ANGLES AND CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I CRYED SO MUCH , WHY DID MEG RYAN HAVE TO DIE ?
I TRYED TO PLAY POOL , BUT KEPT SINKING THE WHITE BALL , THAT'S BAD .I GUESS I JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY NO .THIS MARGURETA WAS REALLY SOUR , BUT I DRANK IT ANYWAY .THEN I TOLD MY BEST JOKE TO A RUBBER PLANT . I DON'T PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE !!!You can edit the story behind this picture. Note that this picture will never get approved and will be visible with special X-Ray glasses.Also please note the more you drink the better I look and I am not talking beer ,I reccomend large amounts of Rum or Tequila , Vodka will also work . Thank You .