| 6/5/2008 11:44:07 AM | How to install a home security system in the South | | 
snowbird1961
Los Lunas, NM
age: 47
| 1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, USED, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more shotgun shells and to pick up my
check from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the Pitbulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch."
"Cooter"
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| 6/5/2008 11:48:58 AM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
stormygrl
Casa Grande, AZ
age: 43
| That's awesome love it!!
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| 6/5/2008 11:49:07 AM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
wileyguy
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 38
| pretty funy but who's gonna believe someone from the south could read..........let alone write
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| 6/5/2008 12:03:34 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
snowbird1961
Los Lunas, NM
age: 47
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| 6/5/2008 12:04:36 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
blondechick37
Industry, PA
age: 38
| lmfao i love it
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| 6/5/2008 12:09:26 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
the_infamous1
Ridgeville, SC
age: 34
| pretty funy but who's gonna believe someone from the south could read..........let alone write
 hey i resemble that remark 
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| 6/5/2008 12:25:49 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
wileyguy
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 38
| pretty funy but who's gonna believe someone from the south could read..........let alone write hey i resemble that remark
 then i apologize to you and whoever read it for you too
ok,seriously i didnt mean anyone to take offense.anybody who knows me knows i'm not truly like that.in fact i recently posted against that type of thing.since it was a joke posted,i didnt think anybody would take it serious
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| 6/5/2008 12:44:59 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
tfortexas
Big Sandy, TX
age: 57
| I have been using something for years and no one has even dared to try to break in
A life size cut out of Roseanne Barr in the frount window....
[Edited 6/5/2008 12:45:48 PM PST]
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| 6/5/2008 1:21:04 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
the_infamous1
Ridgeville, SC
age: 34
| pretty funy but who's gonna believe someone from the south could read..........let alone write hey i resemble that remark then i apologize to you and whoever read it for you too
ok,seriously i didnt mean anyone to take offense.anybody who knows me knows i'm not truly like that.in fact i recently posted against that type of thing.since it was a joke posted,i didnt think anybody would take it serious
hell i didn't take offense to it..it took me awhile to respond though because i had to get my friend( a yankee) who's reading and typing for me to stop laughing long enough to post
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| 6/5/2008 2:05:49 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
ldt
Houma, LA
age: 42
| can someone read this to me. I only went up to the 2nd grade....
you no make fun of me south ways, you hear naw...
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| 6/5/2008 2:08:11 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
holdinpanama
Panama City, FL
age: 45
| ldt you sure got a purty mouth maam
thats the straight side of deliverance
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| 6/5/2008 2:15:14 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
luvinlifetou
Biddeford, ME
age: 42
| LMAO...
You are all to much...Joe...my sides hurt...
(New Englander chiming in...)
I may try this...but someone help me out with a northeastern version?
I can go with the boots, the guns and ammo magazine..the big dog dishes..but what could the note say!??!
Now...ldt, dont pick on one of my best friends...(YOU!!)
LOL...
 
Luvin
[Edited 6/5/2008 2:16:08 PM PST]
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| 6/5/2008 2:42:09 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
the_infamous1
Ridgeville, SC
age: 34
| LMAO...
You are all to much...Joe...my sides hurt...
(New Englander chiming in...)
I may try this...but someone help me out with a northeastern version?
I can go with the boots, the guns and ammo magazine..the big dog dishes..but what could the note say!??!
Now...ldt, dont pick on one of my best friends...(YOU!!)
LOL...
Luvin
it could read likr this..
Dear Dopey,Grumpy,Bashful,Happy,Sneezy,& Sleepy
i've gone to the store to get more wine and lube be back soon big boys..
P.S. c*cksniffer and asslicker raped the mail man today so i locked them in the house..
DOC
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| 6/5/2008 2:50:04 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
snowbird1961
Los Lunas, NM
age: 47
| and I thought I was nuts!
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| 6/5/2008 3:03:59 PM | How to install a home security system in the South | |
wileyguy
Wilkes Barre, PA
age: 38
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