| 6/5/2008 2:58:42 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
gemeinschaft
Sugar Land, TX
age: 31
| Ok, I guess I will share this and then put on my asbestos suit, so flame on.... Some of you will find the humor..
I was a dating a girl that had a little Maltese (small fluffy white fufu dog).
This dog was very hyper and I would play with her dog, but sometimes her dog would just run up and bite my on the ankle. As a matter of fact, the dog would bite anyone on ankle if they had their shoes off.
It got so bad that my achilles tendon was very sore from being gnawed on all the time.
She would discipline her dog with no results...
Finally, one night, while watching movies, her little mutt bit me real hard on the ankle.
I told the dog that if it nit me again, I would bite back.
Sure enough, her dog bit me for the last time.
I reached down, grabbed her dog and locked my chompers onto the dog's chest... Her dog was scratching and squirming trying to get away. After I set her dog down, it ran into the other room where it hid.
Obviously she was not happy about it and told me that I needed to go home... For good apparently..
3 years later, I ran into her at a baseball game and told me that her dog has never bit another person...  
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| 6/5/2008 3:04:55 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
kenb5b01
Northport, WA
age: 44
| Sounds like your discipline worked better than hers.
I dumped a gal years ago cause she kept ripping the buttons off my shirts.
I dumped another cause her sister was totally hot and kept flirting with me, I knew that if I spent much time around her things would eventually end up in the bedroom. The only explanation I could ever give her was that things were getting out of control so I had to move on.
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| 6/5/2008 8:26:46 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
gemeinschaft
Sugar Land, TX
age: 31
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I dumped another cause her sister was totally hot and kept flirting with me, I knew that if I spent much time around her things would eventually end up in the bedroom. The only explanation I could ever give her was that things were getting out of control so I had to move on.
That takes a lot of guts man, good for you.
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| 6/6/2008 8:09:09 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
joy617
Pisgah, AL
age: 45
| You guys are a HOOT! 
He left me for His Mother!  After 14 years of marriage! He moved back home!
Or, would that be the Saddest reason someone brokeup with you? 
 Jan
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| 6/7/2008 7:35:06 AM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
sugaranspice74
Sneedville, TN
age: 47
| This guy I had a date with knew I smoked.Of course he didn't and smelled the smoke as quick as he came in and mentioned it.I said I guess so I've been SMOKIN,he thought for a few and asked could you please step outside to smoke from now on?I told him the only steppin going on was him as he went out the door into the fresh air.Oh and be sure ya don't come ya hear???  
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| 6/16/2008 12:03:03 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
smartipants01
Winchester, MA
age: 44
| SPOONS!--yup, I got dumped over teaspoons! Had just moved a month earlier & hadn't gotten around to finding the darn things--sooo I served him coffee & a soup spoon for stirring He said he couldn't believe I live as I do --can't remember my exact response, but it ended in see ya hahahahaha
Enjoyed the Maltese story--thought u where gonna say u blasted the little pooch--I read yur other post
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| 6/16/2008 12:06:47 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
ocean_spray
Maricopa, AZ
age: 55
| I reminded him of his ex-wife.....lol..( wink ) Sea
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| 6/16/2008 6:10:57 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
affection2kiss
Amesbury, MA
age: 50
| A woman I dated for six months said I was too affectionate....All we did was hold hands....cuddle and kiss
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| 6/17/2008 8:37:25 AM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
gemeinschaft
Sugar Land, TX
age: 31
| SPOONS!--yup, I got dumped over teaspoons! Had just moved a month earlier & hadn't gotten around to finding the darn things--sooo I served him coffee & a soup spoon for stirring He said he couldn't believe I live as I do --can't remember my exact response, but it ended in see ya hahahahaha
Enjoyed the Maltese story--thought u where gonna say u blasted the little pooch--I read yur other post
Sounds like you got the better end out of that deal. Would he have gotten upset had you given him a fork to stir with?
Some people are just beyond comprehension.
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| 6/19/2008 8:47:27 AM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
smartipants01
Winchester, MA
age: 44
| Thanks!! I'm glad to hear it wasn't me---or a guy thing
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| 6/19/2008 4:27:15 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
nohalrey
Tremonton, UT
age: 51
| I was in a relationship for 2 months when she asked me to sell my house and move closer to where she worked and she wanted to move in with me. I told her to give me some time and 2 weeks later, she was married to a guy who lived further away then I did. Go figure.
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| 6/19/2008 4:29:36 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
bonsaijoe
Vero Beach, FL
age: 41
| she said she got tired of being second to our kids (divorced)
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| 6/19/2008 5:21:00 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53
| He was getting married lol..
he and I dated about a month.. We had a good time but I really never had a great love connection.. he had broke up with his live in girl friend of three years right before we dated,, she was a nurse and had an affair with one of the dr at the hospital..We she found out she was pregnant and said it was his.. So he married her.. I wished him luck..They lasted about 3 years lol
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| 6/19/2008 7:48:55 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
vegasgirl1975
Las Vegas, NV
age: 33
| Ok, I guess I will share this and then put on my asbestos suit, so flame on.... Some of you will find the humor..
I was a dating a girl that had a little Maltese (small fluffy white fufu dog).
This dog was very hyper and I would play with her dog, but sometimes her dog would just run up and bite my on the ankle. As a matter of fact, the dog would bite anyone on ankle if they had their shoes off.
It got so bad that my achilles tendon was very sore from being gnawed on all the time.
She would discipline her dog with no results...
Finally, one night, while watching movies, her little mutt bit me real hard on the ankle.
I told the dog that if it nit me again, I would bite back.
Sure enough, her dog bit me for the last time.
I reached down, grabbed her dog and locked my chompers onto the dog's chest... Her dog was scratching and squirming trying to get away. After I set her dog down, it ran into the other room where it hid.
Obviously she was not happy about it and told me that I needed to go home... For good apparently..
3 years later, I ran into her at a baseball game and told me that her dog has never bit another person...
Ha,ha...that will teach him!!
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| 6/20/2008 9:32:36 PM | Funniest reason someone brokeup with you | |
caley8s
Underwood, IA
age: 21
| My ex fiance...yes I know I'm "too young to have been engaged" but anyway she cheated on me and after I found out I tried to give it time to see if it would work and she told me that she was the only one who did anything to try and make the relationship work and broke it off herself. This from a girl who went to college that was five hours away and I would drive up to see her whenever I could. I laugh now but then I was like WTF! Also with the first guy I have done that tactic with dogs and horses.....works with dogs anyways
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