snowbird1961
Los Lunas, NM
age: 47
| A good looking man walked into an agents office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What is your name?"
"My name is Penis van Lesbian."
"Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will not change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuroes old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!"
"Sir i have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will have to change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together' the guy said and he left the agents office.
FIVE YEARS LATER...The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.00 The agent is awe-struck, wondering who would possibly send him a check for $50,000.00. he reads the letter enclosed...
"Dear Sir, five years ago I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood. you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with the God-given name, I refused. You told me i would never make it with my name Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office I thought about what you said. I decided you were right and I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name so enclosed is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice...
Sincerely,
D*ck Van Dyke
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onelife2live
Janesville, WI
age: 44
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sunshinewm1
Cleveland, TN
age: 44
| That's too funny!!!
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barbaque
Marble Falls, TX
age: 59
| That was very funny
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chrissymeetsguy
Westmont, IL
age: 56
| CLEVER!!  
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frkygirl9909
Cleveland, OH
age: 39
| THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
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filmcriti
Springfield, MA
age: 48
| yep it was
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