 nygfan1971 Troy, NY age: 37
| I'd drag my c*ck through a mile of glass just to hear you fart into a walkie talkie.
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 barrajack1 Queensland Australia age: 63
| If ducks can swim, how about a shag
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cindy_smiley Casselberry, FL age: 46
| those are the saddest lines ever.....
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 wizzie1967 Lifford Ireland age: 41
| Great dress you got there... Would look great on my bed...

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 barrajack1 Queensland Australia age: 63
| Yes, I must agree, that one never worked for me, more of a joke.
I was always the gentleman and damn pround of it too
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 steak_king Whitmore Lake, MI age: 51
| I drive an old Ford pickup truck, I do my drinkin from a Dixie cup
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