lionessleo
Greensboro, NC
age: 43
| I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperature.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerly,
P. Niss
THE RESPONSE
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You don't always follow the orders of the management team.
You don't stay in your designated area and are oftern seen visiting other locations.
You do not always take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing correct
protective clothing.
You will retire well before 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned
task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work
place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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ocean_spray
Maricopa, AZ
age: 55
|  .. ...Lmao.....( wink ) Sea
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toofunny
Fair Oaks, CA
age: 40
| now that thar is fuunnnny
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