tk_2
Holiday, FL
age: 30
| Ok, this question just resurfaced today.
It goes a little something like this:
I was minding my own business on my way up to the floor that I work on. The building itself is kinda neat in the way that it's designed. Almost to the top is where I work and some mornings can be a bit of a ride. Stop after stop, "Have a nice day." after "Have a nice day." I slowly creep to my destination. Monday's are normally slower up to my floor than normal (don't ask me why!?!) Which leads to the "incident". As I said doing what I do in the morning. Coffee in hand, Laptop on the shoulder entering a crowded elevator. Oddly enough, today was all women that work in the building, aside from me. I had no sooner entered the elevator than I noticed a "smell” This wasn't dirty shoes, bad bo, nor any other odor you could tag with "yep, that's it". The doors slowly close and I find myself trapped in the corner. No exit, I'm in it for the long haul. I know I didn't do it, thus leaving one of the Women there with me that did. This ride up I decided to get off 3 floors below mine. Funny thing was one of the ladies asked why I was getting off there. I turned and smiled saying I needed the exercise.
I have heard more times that not that Women don't fart. I can honestly say after today’s adventure that I have some unanswered questions.
Do we have any hard core definitive answers to this question? Any published papers out there? 
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italianlady05
Omaha, NE
age: 53
| ewwwwwwwww must have been a silent but deadly one...i hate those ! You know you didn't do it but damn someone did..and you know it's one of say 5 or 6 ppl...ok, who's been eating beans again for breakfast?? 
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trigger278
Sudbury, ON
age: 36
| Yeah when someone does that just light up a ciggarette and blow it right in their face or faces.Or better yet tell them how lovely they smell.etiquette  are you talking about.
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rose375
San Marcos, TX
age: 71
| Yeppers, the loud rumblers are the precurser of the big deadly....One or two rumblers, loud but not stinky
Then all of a sudden !!!!!!!! nothing but Stench...I mean rotten egg kind....Yes, it does happen...
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flgreen
Casselberry, FL
age: 46
| I think it must have been a guy that did it before you got on. Surely one of those nice ladies would not have done that to you so early in the morning.
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iamnumber5
Saint Augustine, FL
age: 48
| Awwwwww you poor thing I bet after you got off
the one that did it. Blamed you. Poor thing
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dakwa
Tulsa, OK
age: 47
| Oh hell, when that happens I just rip a loud one. When someone says something, I just come back, "Fighting fire with fire to neutralize the aroma"
I try not to do that in public, but hey when someone can do that and not even say "Excuse me"...
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daddyduck
Splendora, TX
age: 54
| Just holler "where.d that mouse come from" next floor you'll be alone and odor will leave with the dress it's stuck in, don't ya just hate double knit?
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