6/24/2008 5:29:55 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


once upon a time there was a story of a limp d*ck.. he was so respondent, sad , and so lonely.

once in a while mary and rose and palm would come and play, but they could only play for 45 seconds, and he was so tired afterwards, all he wanted to do was sleep.

but one day.......


(you know what to do)

6/24/2008 5:30:25 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


but one day, he saw the most beautiful site and said...



[Edited 6/24/2008 5:30:50 PM]

6/25/2008 6:48:41 AMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

alicekathleen
Fresno, CA
age: 63


Summer in the lower San Joaquin,
Each day same as the one before,
Limping breezes, at best.
Blasting sun shows her atoms,
Might as well be in Arizona!
All creatures seek solace,
And I wonder how they lived here,
The wild horses, antelope, coyotes
Bear, rabbit, cougar.
They kept close to the banks
Of the sweet flowing river,
Lifting their faces to the
Raging blue sky, waiting
For evening and respite.

6/25/2008 10:10:28 AMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


and after garbling his poetry that had no rhyme or reason. he died .

7/6/2008 5:26:02 AMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

raventalon
Belleville, IL
age: 48




7/7/2008 11:12:12 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


, he died let him go to his merry after world in peace...

and his wife, is just fine now that she has found her self a rich prick...

so let him die... will ya,... and this thread....

7/13/2008 10:53:52 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
male_alone
Clifton, CO
age: 50


Unbeknownst to many in the community, however, was the fact that he was actually not dead at all, but an alien who was only in deep slumber while he recharged...soon, he awoke, pushed up from under the ground and hitchiked home, only to find...

7/16/2008 7:40:45 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

satinsky2
Charlotte, NC
age: 59


He went to the doctor and got the blue pill
But, alas this did not work either
For his D*ck was still Limp
But, this did not deter him
He still constantly pestered his poor wife for sex
He tried and tried, yet alas his D*ck would not get Hard
Yet, he still pestered his wife again and again, and again
Alcoholism does that eventually
Poor D*ck
Poor Wife

7/24/2008 6:30:51 AMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


fine....


then poor d*ck
and poor wife
won the lottery

and d*ck got an implant with air bulb extender
that wife loved to blow up, until one day...

7/25/2008 12:27:15 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

sweetnessb
Stinnett, KY
age: 34


until one day she dumped his hind end and went and got herself another and she met him write her on date hook up his name was a** crack

7/26/2008 5:52:19 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

satinsky2
Charlotte, NC
age: 59


Until One Day .....
His wife decided
Hey, there is more to life than this
Why in the heck am I staying with a dude who
Has a Limp D*ck?
I am so tired of this
So........
She got a Vibrator and Now
She is feeling so much and better
And she divorced The
Limp D*ck
Poor D*ck
Happy Wife

7/26/2008 5:54:48 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

satinsky2
Charlotte, NC
age: 59


Until One Day .....
His wife decided
Hey, there is more to life than this
Why in the heck am I staying with a dude who
Has a Limp D*ck?
I am so tired of this
So........
She got a Vibrator and Now
She is feeling so much better
And she divorced The
Limp D*ck
Poor D*ck
Happy Wife

7/26/2008 6:24:37 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


so wife divorced d*ck and married B.O.B.

7/28/2008 6:13:17 AMThe story of the limp d*ck. 

yesisleepnaked
Vacaville, CA
age: 73


yes that is a sad story about poor old l/d ,,but i think he might of had the last laugh!! he found out what would work YES IN DEED ..he went to the florist & ordered some flowers ..yes u r right some of u gals r smarter than u look ..tulips will work all the time ..try it u might ENJOY IT //WHATS BETTER THAN ROSES ON A PIANO..YEP TULIPS ON A ORGAN..

7/29/2008 11:54:18 PMThe story of the limp d*ck. 
usakindatheart
Overton, TX
age: 48 online now!


TULIPS ON A ORGAN


omg....