mountainman7
Chattanooga, TN
age: 41
| A blonde, redhead, and brunette were all having a discussion. All of a sudden, the blonde heard that a bunch of guys were coming and drinks were on the house. So, the blonde gets a ladder, climbed up the top of the stairs, and waits in glee for the men to bring the drinks up the top of the house. The redhead, in her fiery, looks at the blonde in utter contempt. She gets to the top of the house and waits.
The blonde said to the redhead, "What's the brunette doing down there? I thought drinks were on the house." The redhead responds, "I got fiery, thinking what it would be like if you had all the drinks to yourself. So, I came up here to join you." As the blonde and redhead continue talking, the brunette comes up with an idea. She finds a nearby saw and begins to cut the ladder into pieces.
The blonde and redhead shout, "What in the world are you doing?" The brunette answers, "Who said anything about drinks being on the house?" Just as the ladder came crashing to the ground, the men came by and offered the brunette a few drinks. The blonde and redhead look at each other in utter contempt, then yell, "What about us? Where's our drinks? And by the way, how are we going to get down if there's no ladder?" The brunette laughs and says, "That's your problem. All I know is that I've got everything around me I want."
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blueskies08
Grantsburg, WI
age: 37
|  gd 1
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burnkitty
Fayetteville, AR
age: 33
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mountainman7
Chattanooga, TN
age: 41
| That was classic, Burn.. thanks 
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mountainman7
Chattanooga, TN
age: 41
| Thank you..
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