| 7/7/2008 9:14:08 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
| A lot of hype about the hit blog that mocks , celebrates the pretentious Prius set. Stuff White People Like: expensive sandwichs , netflix, Barack Obama , the idea of soccer , standing still at concerts, having gay friends, '80's night, threatning to move to Canada , sweaters , Oscar parties ( KENNEDY IS THIS STARTING TO HIT A LITTLE CLOSE TO HOME ?). new Balance shoes, difficult breakups, whole foods, having two last names, kitchen gadgets, and of course:
#46The Sunday New York Times:
Mornings are especially important to white people as witnessed by their love of breakfast places.
However , some white people never go out for breakfast on a Sunday morning.
The reason? The Sunday Edition of The New Yourk Times. A perfect white Sunday generally works like this.
Wake up at around 8:45, if the paper is delivered , then one walks to the front door, retreives the paper and begins a pot of coffee. If the paper is not delivered , a white person will go out and usually buy the supplies needed for breakfast- bagels, orange juice, iox, cream cheese, or waffle mix.some white people even pick up freahly brewed coffee with the paper.
Once coffee , food , and the newspaper have been procured , white people put on extra mellow music (jazz , Classical,or for the cooler ones in the bunch , ambient trip hop or something along these lines).They then process to read each section of the paper , stopping periodically to tell their partner about the interesting news they have just seen. Looks like another civil war might break out in Africa " did you see that the Met is doing Tristan and Isolde?"
"White couples usually fight over who gets to read the Sunday Magazine first. How do we know this? They will tell us repeatedlly about how they always fight over the Sunday Magazine . The Secret you may not know , is that deep down , all white people are desperately trying to make their life seem like an ad for a Sub zero refrigerator, or an article in Gormet/Bon Appetit Magazine. To achieve either of these goals will set white people at ease. " But note well, that the sports section will always remain perfectly creased and unread , unless they have a teenage son.
So , on Monday morning, if you need to impress your co-workers , choose to talk about something you read in the Book Review section , the Magazine , or The Sunday Style. All white peole are expected to do this. You are given an exemption during your early college years , but by age 22 it is pretty much law.
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| 7/7/2008 9:22:32 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
towfrogg
Lawrenceville, GA
age: 52
| soooo whats your point
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| 7/7/2008 9:39:30 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
dogen
Augusta, ME
age: 31
| they forgot mayonaise, and my grandmother made New Balance shoes and im sure she did it for the benefit of all.
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| 7/7/2008 10:15:42 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
| they forgot mayonaise, and my grandmother made New Balance shoes and im sure she did it for the benefit of all.
i'm sure she did dogen.and that was a wonderful thing of her....and they did forget mayo !! my ...what an awful thing !!! even i love mayo .
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| 7/7/2008 10:16:55 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
theothergman
Michigan, ND
age: 47
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| 7/7/2008 10:18:30 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
eightinchbend
Gadsden, AL
age: 44
| I've seen some of their postings on the Internet.
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| 7/7/2008 10:18:36 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
| soooo whats your point
well...syngar was complaing that all i ever did was post about hispanics . so.. i thought i'd change it around. i found this article about this book and discided to post it.
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| 7/7/2008 10:19:41 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
| I've seen some of their postings on the Internet.
really....are they any good? can you bring up any information , eight?
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| 7/7/2008 10:20:53 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
noredneckhere
Sevierville, TN
age: 48
| Actually, if you go down the list, you'd be describing affluent liberals perfectly.
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| 7/7/2008 10:41:26 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
| Actually, if you go down the list, you'd be describing affluent liberals perfectly.
do you really think so ?!!!
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| 7/7/2008 11:26:05 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
noredneckhere
Sevierville, TN
age: 48
| Actually, if you go down the list, you'd be describing affluent liberals perfectly.
do you really think so ?!!!
Yup
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| 7/7/2008 11:31:50 AM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
silkpanties53
Baytown, TX
age: 53
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| 7/7/2008 12:54:06 PM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
annie_go_lately
Sedalia, MO
age: 56
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what?????....i didn't write this you all. it's a book . look it up ...barnes and nobles probly has it by now.
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| 7/7/2008 2:40:44 PM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
nocatch2
Fort Sill, OK
age: 53
| I see no mention of watermelon or chittlin's WTF! There is not a single reference to bad driving or being good at math either. How can you expect anyone to take this seriously with such glaring exceptions?
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| 7/7/2008 2:44:29 PM | The " Stuff White People Like " Book Is Out ...So Get Ready For It. | |
xlibra75x
Gateway, AR
age: 33
| This white boy likes beer, bbq, life in the country, and the company of his woman.
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