7/8/2008 4:00:42 PMRedneck dilema.............. 

9erfan
Modesto, CA
age: 51


A backwoods couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor started the paperwork for the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican.

And they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

7/8/2008 4:29:49 PMRedneck dilema.............. 

ms_sugie
Albuquerque, NM
age: 53