7/22/2008 3:49:46 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53


The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year
old
in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation,

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed... "An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he

called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike...."

A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called
out,

"How do you know they are having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."



7/22/2008 3:56:43 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

yousmile
Abingdon, VA
age: 56


Thanks for the moment.

7/22/2008 4:11:09 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53


yousmile do you remember the days when you would do cleaver things to get by the kids lol..My father worked nights and in the summer we were around all the time.. We owned a farm.. They would fix fence with a blanket., DUH,,lol

7/22/2008 4:16:31 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

weaimtoplease
Donalsonville, GA
age: 59 online now!


Yeap! But somehow I wonder if by the time the kids are 6 they have an idea that something is going on they aren't supposed to know about!

7/22/2008 4:22:37 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53


My son til tells me of the time my x and I were on the floor cleaning up his ice tea he spilled lol..He was 3-4 ...but hey I am sticking to my story lol

7/22/2008 4:50:43 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

glad2cu
Weirton, WV
age: 53


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Too stinkin cute!!! ty

7/22/2008 5:48:55 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53


Kids will say the wildest things lol.. things lol

7/22/2008 6:14:18 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

littletree1
Tampa, FL
age: 56


Precious!

But remember your parents don't have sex!

7/22/2008 6:33:58 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

glad2cu
Weirton, WV
age: 53


What am I laughing about?? SEX...what's that????

7/22/2008 6:37:56 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

littletree1
Tampa, FL
age: 56


Quote from glad2cu:
What am I laughing about?? SEX...what's that????


Well I am a parent but don't know where to sneak off!

7/22/2008 6:40:48 PMHow parents sneak off to have sex.. 

shari1955
Butler, KY
age: 53


Well my parents used to give me ice cream money and fill my car up with gas to take me and my sister to get ice cream.. But it was 30 minutes away lol.. That gave them a good 75 minutes..I was 16 like I didn't know what they were up to.. And it is funny we never talked about it till I became an adult and we got a good laugh lol